When my parents ask me who I'm texting.
My life is a constant struggle between being bored and being lazy.
Ways to get people to stop talking to you
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller: