July 2011
June 2011
When my parents ask me who I'm texting.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just chillin.
lmao. rich people humor.
(via greenlantan)
Playing hard to get
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by joesay123
This is my actual life, I don’t know what it’s like to play hard to get when I want it badly. Whore and loving it.
Ways to get people to stop talking to you
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
