November 2011
6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Punishable By Death →
cracked.com
Or at least a stern talking to…
The awkward moment when you're licking your lips because they're dry but someone takes it the wrong way
You:
Them:
My lips weren’t that dry anyway ;)
Lady, if you can't handle people telling you to fuck off, maybe you shouldn't be standing outside an abortion clinic trying to tell them what to do.
The tears of anti’s never fail to amuse me. Bawww! Why won’t you let me control your life? Bawww!
LOL
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
—Albert Einstein (via imchasingliberty) (via 500daysofkissingmypillow) (via ohmygodsomeweirdo)
#295
I knit, I have a tumblr, I do not enjoy Dr. Who.
And I will not knit you a Dr. Who scarf, so don’t even ask.
I'm definitely going to see A Dangerous Method in theater. Even if I have to go alone.


