December 2011
November 2011
“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.”
—Unknown (via suburbanangst)
#307
I think The Friday Night Knitters books are horrible.
Right? There is never any acceptable amount of money for a fucking hand-knitted wedding dress. Who even WANTS a hand-knitted wedding dress? That’s just ridiculous.
I just want to go to sleep.
I heard this joke a while ago and decided to share →
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4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons.
“My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.”
“My son is a successful realtor,” guy #2 said. “He’s so successful, he was able to give one of his friends a small house.”
“So? My son is a successful stock broker,” guy #3 said. “He is so successful, he gave one of his friends a stock portfolio and he made millions!”
Guy #4 walked up and gave everyone their drinks.
“So how’s your son doing?” guy #1 asked.
“Well,” said guy #4, “as it turns out, my son is gay.” The other 3 guys winced sympathetically, but guy #4 protested. “No, it’s fine. It’s great, actually. He must be doing something right. His last 3 boyfriends gave him 2 new cars, a small house, and a stock portfolio.”
(Submitted by ravingsofabitch)
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
